So I was flipping threw the channels the other night only 4 of them because I cut of my cable until football season starts! Lol! And I happened to see women twirling in the sky in front of a live audience so hmm? What could this possibly be? Then it says COMING UP NEXT ON CELEBRITY CIRCUS STACEY DASH PERFORMS AN ELECTRICFYING STUNT? ( first of all these competition shows are getting too lame and to throw celebrity’s in their who are holding on for dear life for the careers even lamer) BUT MY SECOND THOUGHT WAS? STACEY DASH? SHE HAS TO BE 50? I remember when I had a CRUSH ON HER WHEN SHE WAS IN CLUELESS and my MAMA USED TO SAY “ BOY THAT’S A WOMAN! SHE’S TOO OLD FOR YOU” so now she must be HELLA OLD! SO HMMM? WHERE COULD I FIND OUT HER AGE? IF I CANT FIND THE ANSWER IT’S PROLLY ON THE WEB LIKE A DAMN TARANTULA! So as I YAHOO’ed her! I saw STACY DASH’S NEW KING MAGAZINE COVER? HUH? I MEAN SHE’S FINE AND ALL! BUT SHE’S OLD! I THINK? BOY WAS I WROOOOONG! SHE LOOKS BETTER THEN SHE DID IN CLUELESS! She has aged perfect like a fine WINE! NO ARBOUR MIST! LOL! MY GOODNESS I THINK SHE MUST HAVE BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE TIME MACHINES FROM NAPOLEON'S UNCLE! LOL! I WAS ALWAYS TOLD TO RESPECT MY ELDERS! AND STACY DASH I MUST SAY YESS MAMM! ( just stay away from the celebrity circus shows! You should be doing better things than juggling acts with WEE MAN! Lol!)
OH BY THE WAY SHE WAS BORN IN 1966! 2 YEARS AFTER MY MOMZ! LOL!
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