Friday, July 11, 2008

Hip Hop vs. WWF

Hip Hop vs. WWF 7/11/08

With a lot of things going on in the world of hip-hop such as the vast infection of LAMENESS and LACK OF CREATIVITY ITIS! It’s been getting a bad RAP? As they put a genre of music on Capitol Hill, and claim it’s to VULGAR, VIOLENT, IT DEGRATES WOMEN, ETC, but the demand for it is at an ALL-TIME HIGH! Nobody could possibly have a normal ring tone anymore? NAH? IMPOSSIBLE (side note: CALL TONES LAME!) so as I sit back and hear these things that are being said about hip-hop I ponder? As I remember these similar events happening to WRESTLING! IT WAS VULGAR, VIOLENT, AND DEGRATED WOMEN? So besides hearing the often used line of HIP-HOP became FAKE LIKE WRESTLING? I thought that maybe HIP-HOP and WRESTLING are 1! And as you break it down you start to see the same things that go on and wrestling goes on hip hop it’s some ill shit when you think about it for example? In the world of wrestling you have classified characters such as your TECHNICAL, SUPERHERO’S, VILLANS, BADASSES, HARD CORE,FACTIONS, CROWD FAVORITES, TAG TEAMS, AND EVEN FEMALE.

A technical wrestler would classify as the guy who comes out in a singlet no fireworks but he is technical with an array of moves and he gets things done! Such as BRET HART, CHRIS BENOIT (BEFORE HE WENT ILL?) KEN SHAMROCK etc? They pay attention to detail? So which rapper would fall under this category?? NAS, TALIB, etc they are very technical as they get things done lyrically? You wouldnt wanna go toe to toe with em? But you also wouldn’t be wearing clothes from their clothing line? Neither!

Your SUPER HERO’S would classify as the perfect role model hence HULK HOGAN (before the affair! Lol!) That usually gives a positive uplifting message! These would be the rap artist your MAMA’s wants you to listen too? Lol! COMMON, LUPE, NELLY they give a good message don’t curse as much? And they are respected….

NOW COMES THE VILLANS the wrestler that walks out and everybody BOO’S! THIS WOULD BE THE CHINGY CATEGORY! (I CANT FUCKIN STAND EM! STILL! LOL!)

Your Bad Asses is my favorite category of wrestler and rap artist! YOUR GUY THAT DOESN’T CARE IF YOU LIKE HIM! ARE NOT? He is gonna do what he feels and you can’t do nothing about it cause he’s JUST BETTER THAN YOU! Such as my favorite wrestler! RANDY ORTON! or STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, TRIPPLE H, AND GOLDBERG! Who would classify under this category? Hmmm! How about the BEST RAPPER ALIVE! JOE BUDDEN! YEAH I SAID IT! THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE! (excluding JAY-Z! WHICH WHO WOULD BE VINCE MCMAHON! LOL)
JOE BUDDEN doesn’t care about sales or anything else but making music from the heart and he can do what he feels cause simply he’s BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! Now are you catching my theory?

~let me shorting things up a bit my fingers are getting tired! MY FINGERS HURT! (A LITTLE! HAPPY GILMORE HUMOR!) LOL!)

YOU HAVE YOUR HARDCORE/SABU/RAVEN/50 CENT
YOU HAVE YOUR FACTIONS DEGENERATION X/N.W.O/ DIPSET/ D-BLOCK

YOU HAVE YOUR TAG TEAMS/ THE DUDLY BOYZ/ THE LEGION OF DOOM/ OUTKAST/ UGK (REST IN PEACE PIMP C)

And now it comes to the crowd FAVORITES the one who has a catchy saying that everyone loves! THE ENTRANCE WITH PYRO AND CONFEDDY! You know? THE ROCK? JOHN CENA? RICK FLAIR? WHOOOOO! MICK FOLEY Though there skill level isn’t technical! THERE IS SOMETHING that draws people to there CHARACTER whether it’s coming out with SOCK PUPPETS or they have a hand jester that people love whatever there GIMICK is people LOVE IT! This would be the category where a lot of rappers TODAY fall under! Yeah! LIL WAYNE! SOULJA BOY! MIKE JONES! WHO! MIKE JONES! SEE DON’T THAT SOUND LIKE SOME SHIT A WRESTLER WOULD COME OUT SCREAMING TO THE CROWD! LOL!?

So as I hear hip-hop being dragged through the mud I just view it as, all forms of hip-hop is needed with no villain than can be no hero! With NO CHINGY there could be no kanye! (you need bad in order to have GOOD) If everybody was making the same kind of music it wouldn’t fit everybody lives? For example I don’t listen to TRAP music because that has no meaning to my life? On the other hand KANYE could never explain what life is like having to sell drugs to come out of a struggle? So he doesn’t affect the certain people who haved lived that life! I THINK PEOPLE ARE TOo DAMN SENSETIVE ABOUT HIP-HOP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP and let people do them! what’s sad about the situation it only happens in 1! Genre of music! YOU DON’T HEAR ANYBOSY SAYING BRITANY aint real POP? Or Taylor swift aint real country? If you dont feel SOULJA BOY then that wrestler aint FOR YOU! Don’t watch his matches, or say his sayings, or do his dance? It’s that simple!! Has the creativity decreased WHO KNOWS? Because I'm not listening to it? JOE BUDDENS CREATIVITY HASN’T NOR HAS KANYE? JAY? NAS? JADA? FABOLOUS? etc! And when they become old who knows maybe ill grow out of it! But I doubt it! HIP HOP IS ME! EVEN THOUGH MY AUNT DID TELL ME WRESTLING WAS FAKE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I DIDN’T BELIEVE? MAYBE SHE’S ON TO THE SAMETHING ABOUT HIP-HOP? HMMM!

And OH YEAH! YOU CAN CLASSIFY ME AS THE SHAWN MICHAELS OF HIP-HOP! THE ICON, THE SHOWSTOPPER, THE MAIN EVENT! SO SUCK IT! LOL!

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