R.I.P to the Air Jordan Sneak!! 7/17/08

So I was sittin in the studio this past weekend putting the finishing touch ups on THE ESSENCE: 7.23.08 by the way! Lol! With M-EZ and we was talking about the rap game in general about how wack it is etc? and he was like yo have you heard that new Nelly track! I was like yeah the one with fergie! WACK! He was like nah the one that goes AWWW MAN YOU DONE STEPPED ON MY J’S with Ciara? Wow!! just picturing it my head the only thing I could think of as a cloudy bubble appeared was the word LAME in bold print inside of it! So like lil wayne says if you don’t have the answer it’s prolly on the web like a damn tarantula so of course I youtubed it! So jermaine dupri pops out of his jack in the box and I honestly said NIGGA THIS IS THE GRILLS VIDEO AINT IT? I WAS WRONG! As the beat started I was like AGGGH? IT’S COOL! Then Nelly comes in with the whole singing hiphopera thingy majig? I don’t know what it is to tell the truth! And to be honest im am not a NELLY HATER! He is one of the realest rappers in the game? Huh? You ask! He stayed true! He was CORNY when he came! AND HE IS CORNY TIL THIS DAY! Don’t tell em I said that he is big as FUCK NOW! But I think I’ve found out where BALCO hid the rest of BARRY BOND’S STASH AT! shhh! Lol! But anyway by the time the video could get into the 2nd verse my ears just went def and I started thinking about some other shit like I WONDER WHAT ARSINIO IS DOING RIGHT NOW! HE IS PROLLY AT ONE OF THOSE FANCY CHEESE PARTY’S GETTING MAD CAUSE THEY AINT TELL HIM HOW GOOD THE CHEESE WAS! LOL!... but for real im like damn NELLY do you gotta MURDER EVERY TREND THAT OUR GENERATION HAS! AIRFORCE ONES USED TO BE SUCH A SPECIAL SHOE!! NOW YOU CAN BUY EM AT KOHL’S! LOL! I KNEW 15 NIGGAZ IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WHO HAD GRILLS! THANK GOODNESS THEY GOT THE SLIDE INS HUH? D CRAFT! LOL! THAT SHIT AINT COOL NO MORE! And now in broad daylight NELLY IS GONNA MURDER THE ONE THING THAT OUR GENERATION HAS AS A SENSE OF MOTIVATION! THE AIR JORDAN TENNIS SHOE! (I promised myself I wasn’t gonna cry) but damn it man! Understand when you commercialize something it becomes a trend! and all trends eventually die!! Which will happen to a pair of Jordan’s! IT USED TO BE SOMETHING SPECIAL TO GET A PAIR J’S! I REMEMBER MY SHARE OF SATURDAY WAITS AT FOOTLOCKER JUST TO GET A PAIR! HELL NIGGAZ EVEN DIED OVER THESE SHOES! So now when im out walking in my ALPHA RETRO’S and I look across the street and see that BECKY is in some PINK SPACE JAMS!! BECAUSE CIARA SAID THAT SHE HAS SOME IN A NELLY SONG SHE SAW ON TRL!! IM GOING TO UNLACE MY SHOES! TIE EM IN A KNOT! AND THROW EM AROUND THE STREET LIGHTS! SCREAMIN NELLY KILLED AIR JORDAN'S! YOU BASTARD!!
I mean hell it took me 4 years til I could finally start wearin band-aid’s again! Lol! now I gotta imagine a world where AIR JORDAN SNEAKERS AINT COOL NO MORE!! I JUST HOPE NELLY DOESN’T MAKE A SONG ABOUT THE NFL OR XBOX 360!! or IMMA GONNA BE FUCKED!LOL!